swarnpert:

male country artists: i love my truck and my beers

female country artists: i am going to kill my husband

(via itsagifnotagif)

starwarsmashton:
“ livelovegood:
“ Imagine just having these two guys checking you out everyday in school…..
” ”

starwarsmashton:

livelovegood:

Imagine just having these two guys checking you out everyday in school…..

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(via laughcentre)

x-capavilion:

masturbraiding:

Do you ever catch yourself thinking rude things about someone or judging them and you’re like “hey stop that, that’s not nice don’t u do that”

Yup

(via ayekathyyy)

gradientlip:

I want to be this dog

(via fartgallery)

The Story of Romeo and Juliet Condensed Into a Single GIF

jonnydepp:

humorous:

inories:

ruinmylifewhydontyou:

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(via laughcentre)

danielkanhai:

i was just walking home from the subway in the rain and i saw a dog walking down the sidewalk alone wearing a sweater. now, i’ve seen dogs walking down sidewalks alone not wearing sweaters and i’ve seen dogs walking down sidewalks on leashes wearing sweaters and i gotta say, once you remove the human element from the equation, the dog looks like it dressed itself. like a decision was made by a dog. it just looks like a dog going somewhere in a world where dogs are highly intelligent and have appointments they need to get dressed up for. i couldn’t make eye contact with this dog, it was intimidating in its confidence. 

(via laughcentre)

rawmasshole:

destroythebox:

betterthankanyebitch:

President Obama: “We know it is Black History Month when you hear somebody say, ‘Heyyyy, Michelle! Giiiirrrrrlllll you look so good!”

I’m going to really miss him

“He’s alright”

(via lohanthony-deactivated20210629)

  • 1 Month of Halloween is nice and all but have you ever considered this:
  • January: New Halloween
  • February: Heart-Eyes Halloween
  • March: Irish Halloween
  • April: Pastel Halloween
  • May: Mothersween
  • June: Fathersween
  • July: Halloween of Independence
  • August: Falloween
  • September: Pre-Halloween
  • October: Halloween
  • November: Turkeyween
  • December: HolyWeen

bouleen:

he’s trying to kill him

(via laughcentre)

mashtoncliffin:
“ followyourdeans:
“ fandomgirl-the-modblog:
“ crotchkat-vantass:
“ juststrokemyglabella:
“ 2spookysamy:
“ highonvodka:
“ themixedbagofspooky:
“ spoopy-len-in-a-dress:
“ riningear:
“ doryishness:
“ displaced-angel:
“ ryedragon:
“...

mashtoncliffin:

followyourdeans:

fandomgirl-the-modblog:

crotchkat-vantass:

juststrokemyglabella:

2spookysamy:

highonvodka:

themixedbagofspooky:

spoopy-len-in-a-dress:

riningear:

doryishness:

displaced-angel:

ryedragon:

inritum:

reblog and make a wish!


this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

I WISHED FOR SNK MERCH THE FIRST TIME. I GOT A JACKET.

I WISHED FOR MY GIRLFRIEND THE SECOND TIME. I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.

I wish for 1989 tickets to an L.A. show appear for me.

CAN I PLEASE GET A CHANCE TO HUG LUKE?

(via laughcentre)

yungmethuselah:

unlimitedgoats:

Friends, tell me of ships you hate.

The Niña, the Pinta and the Santa Maria.

(via itsagifnotagif)

thefartsinourstars:

i LOVE star war!!! PEW PEW, light saver! dark vader and luke skyscraper and obi 1 cannoli and r2b2 and 3pco and tobbaca.  i love star trek.

(via juliuscaesarofficial)

dangerbooze:
“ dad-monster:
“ prettyboyshyflizzy:
“ theanimangagirl:
“ myfriendscallmemaury:
“ uberfaenatic:
“ starkinglyhandsome:
“ cloudyobsession:
“ yourlocalpsychopath:
“ randomthingieshere:
“ abbysrwk:
“ paradoxsocks:
“...

dangerbooze:

dad-monster:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

theanimangagirl:

myfriendscallmemaury:

uberfaenatic:

starkinglyhandsome:

cloudyobsession:

yourlocalpsychopath:

randomthingieshere:

abbysrwk:

paradoxsocks:

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

gallifreyanprincess:

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

pizzaforpresident:

why are people even questioning obesity in america

why is your tea liquidised?

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

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like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

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England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[skeletons ooh-ing]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

#INTO THE HARBOR

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Englad doesn’t own anything

except that time we owned most of the world

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(via itsagifnotagif)

kardashiansfuckyeah:

make a wish before you reblog ☺️💫✨

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(via istillfuckingcare)